So…this is the week where my ex was supposed to visit me here in California for my birthday. But the asshole cheated on me, so I ended it. And I found out today from a mutual friend that my ex got into a car accident and totaled the car. I knew Karma was my favorite bitch.
|—||Lisa Kleypas (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)|
this is how I would doctor
Stop colonialism, apartheid and human rights abuses. Support Palestine!
|—||Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via blackbruise)|
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call